My first reaction?
It serves the little b-yatch right!!! :D
As it happens, this was not the type of swatting that typically comes to mind (which certainly wouldn't hurt her any by the way!). But, the headline caught me by surprise, for sure! :)
It seems there is a new prank being pulled on "celebrities" in which they get "swatted", meaning the prankster(s) call law enforcement to report suspicious activity or a break-in at the celebrity's home, prompting a visit by a SWAT team (oh, geeze......I can think of a handful of tops that would fit right in!!!! A SWAT TEAM......I don't know whether to laugh or look for a place to hide!! That could be a blog post all on its own!). :D :D
It seems this is the second time this person has been SWAT-ted, although the news story does not report on whether she was swatted as well.
We can only wonder if next time, the pranksters will be caught and swatted (for the prank of SWAT-ting)--along with the celebrity--when she is SWAT-ted by the SWAT team. :)
~sugar
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Monday, May 13, 2013
He said.................what?!?!?
It wasn't Ace.
It was my boss.
My BOSS, of all people!
First of all, let me say that this may possibly be the mostuncomfortable awkward moment I have ever had.
My boss is in this phase where he feels the need to call meetings every morning to "update" us on the company and hound us about doing better/accomplishing more (with less staff then we have ever had before)......during which I have to fight the urge to point out that we could be doing exactly those things if we weren't stuck standing around in the stupid meeting, during which we are neither doing better nor accomplishing anything whatsoever.
Now, for the sake of honesty, I will admit that most of the time I tune out almost completely to what's being said, as most of it doesn't apply to me anyway with my particular position and its frustratingly boring listening to him prattle on then chew me out later because I'm just meeting or barely above (but never below) expectations for the day. It makes me want to scream "Then leave me alone, dumbass, and let me get something done" which would be an immediate termination from the company and would probably earn me a darn good spanking from my Ace. So I don't say it. I smile and nod and let the dumbass keep thinking that he's telling me something useful.
Usually the others involved in these meetings are only half tuned in as well, as it is a rare moment for more than a few of us to be together at once and there is a lot of teasing and banter going on around and through what the big man is blathering on about. So I knew I had missed something as I felt the atmosphere change, and it snapped me back to the moment.
It turns out, the boss had said something about a group goal that needed to be accomplished-- which made everyone chuckle because God knows its not going happen--and someone asked what happens if we don't reach that goal.
And then it happened.
My boss put down the stack of papers he was holding, smacked one hand against the other and said:
"Then I guess I'll have to start handing out the spankings!"
OMG. OMFG!!! Wait.............WAIT, DID HE JUST SAY <gasp> SPANKINGS?!?!?!?
I was in in complete shock--my boss just said that word!!!! But then he did something I never thought I would see my boss, MY BOSS, do!
As I stood there dumbfounded, my boss put his arm up, unbuttoned and began rolling up his shirt sleeve while asking:
"Alright, who's going to be the first?"
You could have knocked me over with a feather at that point. I absolutely could not--and still cannot--believe that my boss had said that. You know, the boss fantasy is one that is used fairly often, and I would venture to say that a fair number of people have used this as a "scene" in the past. The fact that I was standing if front of my real life (vanilla) boss and he was even saying it was beyond comprehension for me. To be honest, this is a fantasy that even I have employed at times, but certainly not with my current boss being the one handing it out to me!!
In that moment, and in the many moments since, I have jumped between revulsion and fascination at this idea. Particularly because my boss's office is what we call the concrete box--its in the middle of the building as part of a larger office space, but has no windows, only one door, and I am pretty sure its sound-proof. It seriously makes a girl's heart flutter to realize that, while it would never happen in real vanilla life, the scenario is actually easy to imagine and the environment is not only conducive to it, but practically demands it.
Would I ever..............don't even go there. Even if the chance arose, the answer is a resounding NO! But, that doesn't mean this scenario and environment will go completely unused either. After all, I do live this lifestyle with my Ace, and I have been known to spin a good yarn in the past.......
Awkward in vanilla life? HECK YEAH!
But fascinating in the not so vanilla one.................. :)
~sugar
It was my boss.
My BOSS, of all people!
First of all, let me say that this may possibly be the most
My boss is in this phase where he feels the need to call meetings every morning to "update" us on the company and hound us about doing better/accomplishing more (with less staff then we have ever had before)......during which I have to fight the urge to point out that we could be doing exactly those things if we weren't stuck standing around in the stupid meeting, during which we are neither doing better nor accomplishing anything whatsoever.
Now, for the sake of honesty, I will admit that most of the time I tune out almost completely to what's being said, as most of it doesn't apply to me anyway with my particular position and its frustratingly boring listening to him prattle on then chew me out later because I'm just meeting or barely above (but never below) expectations for the day. It makes me want to scream "Then leave me alone, dumbass, and let me get something done" which would be an immediate termination from the company and would probably earn me a darn good spanking from my Ace. So I don't say it. I smile and nod and let the dumbass keep thinking that he's telling me something useful.
Usually the others involved in these meetings are only half tuned in as well, as it is a rare moment for more than a few of us to be together at once and there is a lot of teasing and banter going on around and through what the big man is blathering on about. So I knew I had missed something as I felt the atmosphere change, and it snapped me back to the moment.
It turns out, the boss had said something about a group goal that needed to be accomplished-- which made everyone chuckle because God knows its not going happen--and someone asked what happens if we don't reach that goal.
And then it happened.
My boss put down the stack of papers he was holding, smacked one hand against the other and said:
"Then I guess I'll have to start handing out the spankings!"
OMG. OMFG!!! Wait.............WAIT, DID HE JUST SAY <gasp> SPANKINGS?!?!?!?
I was in in complete shock--my boss just said that word!!!! But then he did something I never thought I would see my boss, MY BOSS, do!
As I stood there dumbfounded, my boss put his arm up, unbuttoned and began rolling up his shirt sleeve while asking:
"Alright, who's going to be the first?"
You could have knocked me over with a feather at that point. I absolutely could not--and still cannot--believe that my boss had said that. You know, the boss fantasy is one that is used fairly often, and I would venture to say that a fair number of people have used this as a "scene" in the past. The fact that I was standing if front of my real life (vanilla) boss and he was even saying it was beyond comprehension for me. To be honest, this is a fantasy that even I have employed at times, but certainly not with my current boss being the one handing it out to me!!
In that moment, and in the many moments since, I have jumped between revulsion and fascination at this idea. Particularly because my boss's office is what we call the concrete box--its in the middle of the building as part of a larger office space, but has no windows, only one door, and I am pretty sure its sound-proof. It seriously makes a girl's heart flutter to realize that, while it would never happen in real vanilla life, the scenario is actually easy to imagine and the environment is not only conducive to it, but practically demands it.
Would I ever..............don't even go there. Even if the chance arose, the answer is a resounding NO! But, that doesn't mean this scenario and environment will go completely unused either. After all, I do live this lifestyle with my Ace, and I have been known to spin a good yarn in the past.......
Awkward in vanilla life? HECK YEAH!
But fascinating in the not so vanilla one.................. :)
~sugar
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